Author: William Williams Date: 2010-02-20
keywords: breeds, breeding, cross, humor, funny
There are dozens of recognized dog breeds but with a touch of imagination you can create an entirely new breed with unique attributes. Here are some new breeds that might be appearing soon.
Here's what you get when you cross a ...
Pointer x Setter = Poinsetter, a traditional Christmas pet
Kerry Blue Terrier x Skye Terrier = Blue Skye, a dog for visionaries
Pekingnese x Lhasa Apso = Peekasso, an abstract dog
Great Pyrenees x Dachshund = Pyradachs, a puzzling breed
Irish Water Spaniel x English Springer Spaniel = Irish Springer, a dog fresh and clean as a whistle
Labrador Retriever x Curly Coated Retriever = Lab Coat Retriever, the choice of research scientists
Newfoundland x Basset Hound = Newfound Asset Hound, a dog for financial advisors
Terrier x Bulldog = Terribull, a dog prone to awful mistakes
Bloodhound x Labrador = Blabador, a dog that barks incessantly
Malamute x Pointer = Moot Point, owned by....oh, well, it doesn't matter anyway
Collie x Malamute = Commute, a dog that travels to work
Deerhound x Terrier = Derriere, a dog that's true to the end
Collie x Lhasa Apso = Collapso, a dog that folds up for easy transport
Spitz x Chow Chow = Spitz-Chow, a dog that throws up a lot
Bloodhound x Labrador = Blabador, a dog that barks incessantly
Bull Terrier x Shitzu = Bullshitz, a gregarious but unreliable breed
Cocker Spaniel x Rottweiller = Cockrot... I'm not going to go there...
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